Our road warrior Ivan is back at it again in areas some don’t dare to tread.
His account goes a little something like this:
In all its magnificent splendour - the pearl of Broome. Half assed renovations, a full roster of staff who speak English as a second language, more group certificates sent out than anywhere else in Australia, and a safer bet to score weed at than the local skate park.
There's fewer things more certain and long lasting in Broome - Wet T-shirt Comp on a Thursday, Backpacker Night/Get an STD from a European Tart Whose Been Barebacking Her Way Through The Outback Night on a Tuesday, remembering what you bought at the Bakwan van after a visit to Skylla Lounge, the height of street lights near the airport, and a quarter chicken and chips with a wing any day of the week.
It's been ten years since I first laid eyes on this beauty, and like most of this town, nothing has changed. Some say less is more - this CT still retains its original charm with just a couple of poles painted while doing the bare minimum to comply with company logo standards is what we all love about change in Broome.
Local guide Mick Ward has done his fair share of reviews - mostly higher end places like McDonalds Port Hedland, The Coffee Club Yeppoon and Dunkin’ Donuts in Florida (bloody globetrotting show off) we hope The Suits who run Chicken Treat get on board and send every staff member to Methedin to check out what amazing looks like.